I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It!

here's the new poem: sex me

so this one time, i biked to the grocers and this lady was there.

that's the end of the story.

Have you watched Marcel the Shell? it's my life. I quoted that from Bon Jovi. he's pretty much my life too. Mumma likes Bon Jovi.

He's in that new movie, New Years Eve.

I wanna watch that fucking movie. It's looks motherfucking bamf.

Jesus, I have an English paper to write.
I have a cat. His name's Whisker's and I nick-named him Whiskey. like the alcohol.


anybody else hate university applications? 'cause i sure fucking do. fucking 21st century.
December 11th, 2011 at 08:19am