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Whiskey, my cat, just ate my fucking dried mango strips that i'd stashed in my drawer.
i bet if he was a human, he'd be black and live in a ghetto.
what a con-man. acting all cute and innocent, but in reality: stealing my motherfucking dried mango strips.
what cat does that? mine does.
Can you imagine the Hoff holding a cat? like a big, fat, orange cat?
I did. I had nightmares.
And then the cat disappeared and I woke up one morning, and my underwear was sticky and wet.
did you like my poem? i think i'll post another one up.
did you know that the Giant Panda is an endangered animal? fucking save the Giant Panda's you monsters. save them.
I hate butterscotch candy canes. who the fuck would invent those? motherfucker.
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