i wrote a new poem my crapsicles: SWAG
it's pretty fooking legit.
Even Lady Gaga thinks so.
So go read that piece of awesome-crap.
I love Lady Gaga. did i tell you mofo's that? not i don't think i mofo-ing did.
mofo. it's my new replacement for that word that i love so much.
but seriously.
Teeth. it's a mofo-ing BOSS song.
so go listen to it.
it makes me shake my badass, sexy booty.
Whiskey loves when i shake my badass, sexy booty.
Whiskey loves me.
I love Whiskey.
Whiskey is my cat Whiskers. he's mofo-ing ACE.
he can play that fooking piano you crapsicles.
he can play it like a mofo-ing BOSS.
#jealousyet? #yeahyouare
New Poetry + Lady Gaga + Whiskey
December 13th, 2011 at 03:05am