Hi, foot. I'd like you to meet my mouth.

[Enter with awkward me and guy I am presently stalking.]

So, we are just laughing, talking about some random anime we both like. I'm thinking, hey, this guy might actually not think I'm a total creep ass! And it's fantastic!

Then, I have to go and ruin it by saying...

"Yeah! That guy was almost as good of a leader as Hitler was!"

Wait, what did I just say? No, no Emily. Don't freak out. Just make up for it! I-it wasn't that bad was it?

"I-I mean, Hitler was just such a great leader! He got all the Nazi's organized and he was super determined! He was really admirable!"

S-surely you can make up for that, right?

"Plus, he did exactly what he set out to do! Hitler was awesome!"

"Um... My grandfather was in the holocaust..."

"...."

Thanks for your time, it's been an absolute blast, but I think I'm just going to go and die in a hole.

[True story]