December 22nd 2011 12:20 A.M.

What do you do when your insomnia is being a box of butt fuzz? I listen to Led Zeppelin songs. When that doesn't work (which it hardly ever doesn't) like tonight I dance. But tonight I have a freakin migrain so I guess I'll just put "D'yer Mak'er" by Led Zep on repeat and see what happens. I always get like this when Christmas is so damn close. The suspense is like an annoying cheap Newport teen soap opera. One word: sickening. I love suprises but I hate waiting for them. But I know one thing for sure. If one of my gifts is not Mothership by Led Zeppelin and The Doors' Greatest hits SOMEONE is gonna DIE. And I had BETTER get a Led Zeppelin t shirt and one with Jim Morrisons beautiful hypnotic face on it. If you hear about me on the evening news you'll know what I didn't get. Lets hope it doesn't have to turn out that way... And I'd better get my drum kit... So help the soul who doesn't give those things to me....