ugh, anyone want to help me with a profile layout?

I'm sick of my boring green and black one. I'm trying to figure out how to write a layout, but I can't find anything on how. I'm fairly good at HTML, but I can't figure out what the hell I'm supposed to type. I'm about to break down and ask my dad for help, which would mean revealing that I have a mibba account to him :(

All I want is something simple, with a simple picture of a grim reaper and a poem on the front. :( will someone please help me figure out how to make a layout?

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sorry there weren't enough words for it to post. Hence the derps.