So I was just sitting at my computer, like usual, and admiring pictures on tumblr. When I saw a picture of a girl with the prettiest light pink hair. And I wanted it.So i scalped her and wore her unattached, bloody hair on my head.
Unfortunately, while I am still at home, I will never have crazy colorful hair. Bummer.
But there was some other horrible figure looming over my hair lust.
Schoolschoolschoolschool. Am i still spelling school right?
My school would suspend me if I had crazy colorful hair. Like they'll let you have some colors, but a full head of pink lemonade hair? NO. No sirree bob. They'd shun me and dub me a hoodlum. And like I said, suspend me.
Which is just the weirdest thing to me... like I'd known this fact prior to tonight... but it only just hit me. The school can control my HAIR?
What the hell is this? Is this witchcraft? I sense witchery. Like holy f*ck, it is my hair. When it's on your head school, you can do whatever you want with it. But it's MINE. STOP CRUSHING MY SPIRIT. STOP IT. STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
It just annoys my soul, ya know?
Questions, I guess:
1. Ever dyed your hair a crazy color?
2. If so, what color? If not, what color would you want to do?
3. Are you appalled by the school system too?
BYE MIBBA, I LOVE YOU LONG TIME. STAY CLASSY.
Hands off my self expression, b*tch.
December 28th, 2011 at 06:32am