Quote 1: I love you like a brother.
Translation: Having sex with you is as appealing as incest.
Quote 2: I really like you as a friend.
Translation: I'd rather get impaled by a narwhal than to have intercourse with you.
Quote 3: You're too nice to date.
Translation: Grow some balls b*tch
Quote 4: Being in a relationship would ruin our friendship.
Translation: Being stabbed by a knife and being stabbed by your penis has a similar outcomes, me in tears.
Quote 5: You're so great. I'm glad someone listens to my problems.
Translation: You know who else listens to my problems? My cat. It has no life either.
Quote 6: You're so sweet.
Translation: Cotton candy is sweet but I'm sure as hell not dating that.
Quote 7: I'm just not ready for a boyfriend.
Translation: Don't take rejection too hard. We can still watch terrible romance comedies.
Guy Quotes
Quote 1: Hey.
Translation: sex?
Quote 2: You're a good friend
Translation: sex?
Quote 3: I admit it. I love you.
Translation: Just love me back! And also .... sex?
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