ugh moms

moms are always late.
i'm supposed to be somewhere, like, now.
and she went off to dinner.
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mom. i have to be there NOW.
it's starting.
NOW.
i'm missing my best friend perform because you're running late.
like always.
he's probably singing right now. or dancing. and i still have to get him flowers. which will take longer. why are you late?! you knew we had to leave like 15 minutes ago so why did you leave.
UGH MOM.
this is why i don't live with you anymore.

is anyone else's mom always late like this?
or is mine just special?