I'm Starting to Think That the Way I'm Asked to Prom is Going to be More Important to Me Than Actually Being Asked

So today I logged onto Sparknotes (yes, I use Sparknotes on a daily basis, mostly to check and see if Blogging Harry Potter has been updated), and I saw an article asking readers to send in their fantasies of being asked to prom and it got me thinking "Well, how do I want to be asked to prom?" And I've come to this conclusion:

I want it to be nerdy and awesome

Preferably something Harry Potter, Pokemon, or Criminal Minds related!

I REALLY LOVE CRIMINAL MINDS!



Sorry I couldn't resist!!!

So when I told my friend Isabelle about this, she suggested that someone could ask by being a serial killer and attempting to murder me, only to stop right before and be like "Oh, hey, wanna be my prom date?" O.o

Does anyone else have better ideas? How would you like to be asked to prom, if you're going at all?