Provacative piggy.

I was a called hipster today. My brother's teacher had asked what kind of music I listened to the other day. And today, he poked my shoulder and asked me to show another teacher (whom I knew very well) my "cool" music... Here's how it went:

Mr. Brian: *poke, poke* (I turn around.) Show her what kind of music you listen to.
Me: *fumbles through my iPhone*
Miss Hood: Hahaha. Dubstep?
Me: No.. (Mr. Brian) What did I let you listen to the other day?
Mr. Brian: I don't know, but it was cool.
Miss Hood: (I keep fumbling.) Skrillex?
Me: What? No.
Miss Hood: You look like you would listen to Skrillex.
Me: OH, HERE! *click*
*everyone listens*
Me: Yeah, it's hipster music.
Miss Hood: Haha! You ARE hipster!

That's pretty much how it went about. It looks kind of confusing, I know. But it was fairly simple.

SHE CALLED ME HIPSTER. Is this a compliment? Should I take drastic measures on this topic? Wtf.

Oh, and today, during class, I asked my English teacher if an octopus could rob a bank. (I really like octopuses.) Apparently, she misheard me and said:

"Can an octopus roll a joint? Well, I dunno, but it seems like it would be able to with all of those arms..."

The whole class died laughing. It was definitely a Kodak moment.