Wow, intellegent plan, Darling...

If I may be so bold (and we both know I usually am) can I just ask why? Can any person give me a good explanation? Whoop-de-doo, you tricked me into falling in love with you, and then left for the next unfortunate. Now I’m sorry, but I think I missed the confetti falling part; what exactly was the whole happy purpose in that? Let’s see- you broke our friendship... you broke my heart... you broke my trust... dang, is there anything you didn’t break? Oh, wait, yep, there is. HER. You don’t make her cry. She’s your porcelain angel, and she doesn’t know why. Girl, listen to me, the only reason he’s with you, is cuz I told him no, and he knew you’d say yes. I “wasn’t worth the time and effort” if I wasn’t gonna pay back like some bizarre investment. Gee, thanks. You couldn’t have let me in on your little plan BEFORE stringing me on for over a year? In all complete honesty (and I fancy myself an honest person) you are my biggest mistake.