This is beyond freaky..

So my dad fetches me from school today like normal and we're having a totally normal conversation,when all of a sudden he goes " by the way your mum's gonna kill you when we get home, because she found cigarettes in your drawers" and I'm like "ummmm" ....

Cos see I normally get my cigarettes by stealing from my dad, and it was just so weird that he was so calm about it, especially when I was freaking out to myself... I mean, I always imagined that if my dad found out he'd go mental, and possibly murder me on the spot.. But he goes " oh and just tell your mum that it was in the bin in one of my packs and you took it out to give back to me" and I'm like wtfff? Then he says " that's the end of it and if I ever hear you smoking again, I'll make you smoke all twenty at once in front of me, until you're sick of it"

And then I get home, and my mu's carrying on like normal. What the sh*t is going on here???? Normally when I get in trouble at home it involves swearing or crying or stuff like that... Not this...

I don't know what I'm supposed to tell my mum if she asks, but it annoys me that she was in my drawers in the first place. Exactly what was she doing there anyway?

I hate people invading my privacy. Actually * I hate people* period.