It's Like Comment Swapping, Only I'll Be The Only One Commenting

Oh, life is so dull, so dull, so dull. Especially when that troublesome thing you call a conscience is knawing at your ankles for not doing your homework. Shut up, Conscience. No one cares.

Anyway, I am doing my best to procrastinate and put off doing work, so give me a story of yours to read and I'll comment on it. Hell, if I like it, I might even review it. The best part? It's not a comment swap, so you can just tell me what story you'd like me to read, and I'll read it as you relax. No need to feel guilty; I haven't posted stories, anyway. Plus, you'd be doing me a favor.

Thanks! :)