80% of the time I’m in pajamas while the other 20% consist of looking like a homeless person.
I like holding hands too much.
I don’t know how to act “normal” out in public.
I don’t smoke.
I HATE the taste of beer.
If I think you’re being dumb I will tell you the bluntest way possible.
I won’t tell you what you want to hear.
I won’t make a sandwich for you, I will make my own and make you watch while I eat it.
I won’t text anyone, we can have a face to face conversation if not give me a call.
I like Harry Potter and The Lord of The Rings too much.
I claim to be mentally married to various fictional characters.
I let my love for sex be known, which apparently is not acceptable for a girl to do, fuck you I
really like fucking.
My sense of humor is like noone else’s on the face of this earth apparently, screw what you say I happen to be hilarious.
I happen to be an incredibly paranoid and jealous person.
I’m not romantic, I loathe romantic because it ends up making me look like an ass.
I will bother you with a lot of Pokemon talk.
I’m not a “gamer girl” but I will play non-stop and ignore you if I happen to like a game.
I will forever judge you if you get Link and Princess Zelda confused.
I will drag you to an Anime convention with me and yes I will make you get Cosplay.
I quote Lord of the Rings in Elvish, quite often.
I will get into very serious arguments about movies, some may even turn physical.
I have collectibles.
I whine about my weight while eating YOUR junk food.
I obsess over every little thing.
I wont want to be every single passing moment with you, I need my space.
Some days I happen to be extremely shallow and I admit it.
I will listen to a song in repeat for 6 hours straight on full blast.
I will never remember an anniversary of any kind unless I write it down.
I only have nightmares, dreams are rare. Yes, I want you to hold me.
I like staring at myself a little too much.
I cry more over nothing than things that actually matter.
I have taken up stalking, it’s a terrific hobbie.
My best friends will most likely be more important than you for quite a while.
Earning my trust will be harder than getting to Mordor.
I will pick movies over people any given day.
I treat my pets like real children and not just any children but as if I gave birth to them.
If you don’t like Star Wars or Star Trek, I will judge you.
My brother is my best friend. He comes first in every situation.
Shit taste in music is unacceptable.
I can not flirt to save my life.
I wear layers of clothing, I will not get naked for anyone.
Parents tend to hate me.
As far as personality goes my expectations are sky high.
I’m really immature.
I am the biggest asshole you will ever meet.
I’m very needy.
I contradict myself on a daily basis.
I tend to be very geeky.
My body is hideous.
I insult people I love.