Unnoticed

Since I'm not a new member, no one ever comes to my profile. This is because my stories are poo and I don't really update the one I have. I think it's childish. But my friend likes it, so I'm simpley leaving it here till i have a good idea for it.
What if I start cussing in my journals? Or how about I speak in some nice ebonics, or good ol' fashion bad grammar? No one would notices, so it's all good.
That being said, I think I'm gonna use this as a diary, because the Lord knows that I definately cant keep a written one here, my mother would sniff it out and read every last word.