Title ideas?

Hey guys.

So I started writing what I can only describe as a... satirical horror. It's just a little project which shouldn't end up being more 10,000 words or so, if that. Basically, I'd love to give it a title - even just a temporary title, so that I can post it on here (I figure that if I post it on here then I'll be motivated to write it regularly). I have a complete inability to give anything I write a decent title - it always ends up either being completely obscure and nothing to do with the story, or it ends up giving the whole story away - there's never a happy medium.

Here it is.

Any other thoughts you have on it would also be very much appreciated, heh.

Toodle pipski!