I made a tumblr and I need people to follow (you can *** yourself here, sexy)

I'm sitting here wondering "Why the fuck did no one tell me how hilarious tumblr is?" Maybe I just didn't listen hard enough . . . *facepalm*

Anyways, I want to follow people who like

(The big things)
-Supernatural
-Teen wolf
-How I Met Your Mother
-memes

(The less important)
-Harry Potter
-Spongebob (the most hilarious gifs come from there)
-The Hunger Games
-random stuff

And it better be funny or sexy. Those are my requirements. I'm too tired to think of more, and I like having even lists.

So please give me your name if you meet my requirements! Hell, I'll check out your page even if you don't.