Sunday 22 10:30am

*Orochi and His Weirdo Uncle*
(Uncle) "me"
....
(OROCHI! MAKE ME SOME MISU)

"I made misu last night. I'm not cooking it again! (-_-) Baka."

*Uncle walks into my room*

(You will make me some misu this instant!)

"No."

(Imaimashi kodomo (v-_-)> .... (=_=")

*Uncle looks around room*

(You need girlfriend. This room too blank. Why you no have girlfriend!?)

"I already have a girlfriend"

(Oooooh -insert perverted old man look-)

*Uncle checks under bed*

(She under here!)

"(-_-) No uncle."

(She here! *checks closet*)

"Uncle, that closet's see through. She isn't in there."

*Uncle thinks, then looks at my pants*

(Ah-HA! She in -)

"DON'T EVEN SAY IT! (=_=")

*points* (v-_-)> (You a very strange kid) *leaves*

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