WOOOOULD you rather...? (ahaha heads up, these are funny/weird questons)

1.Would you rather take an ice cold shower and be clean or not shower at all?
2.Would you rather lick someone else's armpit or have someone else lick your armpit?
3.Would you rather eat a stick of butter or snort a tablespoon of salt?
4.Would you rather have your flight delayed by 8 hours or lose your luggage?
5.Would you rather be a chronic farter or a chronic burper? XD
6.Would you rather super strong or super fast?
7.Would you rather have your true love, or be alone but have 1 billion dollars?
8. Would you rather be able to fly or be a shape shifter? (you can't turn into a bird or anything else that flies)