Chastity Belts & Questions

This is pretty pointless, but I had to share it with someone.

In my office, I sit in like a little corner, and can hear everything that is going on around me,

and one guy I work with, is talking on the phone about 5 minutes ago.

Now, I dont like to eavesdrop, but I SWEAR all I heard come out of his mouth was the words, "I'm enquiring about a chastity belt"

I nearly died laughing. I dont know if I misheard something or what, but I'd rather have it in my mind that I didnt. It seriously just made my day, it was the funniest thing ever.

And now one of the other guys I work with is looking at me like im a loony. Even though, theyre now picking on him because he still walks like he has a moon boot on even though he just got to take it off.

I love my job, I just wish I wasnt sick.

Questions.
1. Do you work?
2. If so, where?
3. What is the funniest thing you've ever overheard?
4. Do funny things happen at your work?
5. What do you want to be when you, "grow up"?
6. If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?