I'd rather you NOT "swag" on me...

I'm still learning this whole "swag" thing. I just don't get why it's so popular to use to address your style.

"Check out my swag"

"I like your swag"

"Stop jacking my swag"

"You ain't go no swag"

"My swag itches"

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I just don't get it. It sounds like a STD more than anything to be honest. Like I'd expect to hear

"Yo, you hear about Mandy? She gave me swag dude, that's mess."

I'm only curious because my sister once again wants to serenade everyone with "Boyfriend" by Justin Bieber, and when I happened to hear "I'd really like to blow swag swag swag on you."

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Excuse me? Am I only the one who thinks this is inappropriate?

I'm just kidding. But seriously JB, I'd prefer if you didn't blow your swag on me....

Yeah...it's a bit awkward listening to it from my point of view o_O
May 8th, 2012 at 09:42pm