ALL COLDS AND FLU'S SHOULD BE BAND!

Wouldn't that just be lovely?

Because, to be quite honest, nobody likes getting a cold.

Unless your completely and utterly insane and suffer from some crazy cold disorder.
I'm sure there must be a couple of people out there.
Get help fast!!

So yeah, I'm in a complaining mood right now.
My throat seriously feels like it's made of sandpaper.
And my nose wont bloody stop running.

How about humans evolve into a creature which is noseless, and throatless for that matter.

From this day forward, we will do everything through a small hole in the back of our necks, anyone whom has a decent name for this hole, please contact me ASAP and we can experiment on you... all good creators must try out their creations, right??