Grab your shotgun.

Did anyone else hear about the guy who went batshit crazy in Miami (maybe Miami, idek) and ate someone's face off while he was naked? I don't know the whole story but I've heard he did, like, bath salts or whatever and then got naked and ate some guy's face off. Bath salts... Hah. The government is covering, guys. It's really zombies. This is how they cover up problems. They blame it on drugs. So I suggest that everyone go out and buy their own copy of The Zombie Survival Guide and stock up on the essentials: canned food and ammunition. DO IT GUYS.

The Zombie Apocalypse is no joking matter.
May 31st, 2012 at 04:50am