My Life Is One Big Fat Awkward Moment

So where should I start with the awkward moments? Maybe with the fact that I am on my way to an episode of Horders. Seriously, I hord all the cards that people give me, mostly because I feel really bad if I don't save them and I just throw them away. There's also the fact that I have stare downs with my dog for five minutes, and most of the pictures I take are of my dog... There's also the part where I feel too awkward to kiss my own boyfriend. I wanna kiss him, really I do, but it's just so wierd because I'm only five feet tall and he's about six feet tall. And he's just so awkward about it. He leans down and I wrap my arms around his shoulders, but then he leans in for a hug, but I go for a kiss and it's just so flipping AWKWARD!

And if any of you read my last blog you should be happy to know that I have decided to write a blog entry every day on just about anything flipping thing I feel like. Right now obviously I will be telling you what an awkward wierdo I am. I would also like to let you all know who I am in the following paragraph.

Hi, I'm Madi, also known as HurricaneMads123. I turned sixteen a few weeks ago on May seventeenth. I have not finished my drivers ed yet, although I promised my dad I would finish it this month, which is probably very unlikely. I also have different tastes in music my favorite band of all time is All Time Low (see what I did there?) next would be One Direction, which is my latest obsession. I also really like Maroon 5 and Paramore, they're pretty cool. I have three little sisters, one will be turning fifteen in July, the next turned twelve in March, and the other one turned four in March also. My parents are divorced and my dad has a wife who he's been married to since I was two years old. My favorite color is rainbow because I feel extremely bad for all the other colors if I pick a favorite. My favorite song at the moment would be Fine By Me by Andi Grammer. That's another person I really like. I have a boyfriend named Noah, it's really awkward calling him my boyfriend because we've been friends for awhile. Anyways, I'm a sophmore in high school. School for me gets out June twentieth. I have tickets to Warped tour in Irvine, since I live in California. I love to do community service, I love little kids, and my best friend is my little sister Brookie, who will be turning fifteen soon. Ummm....let's see...my favorite movie is the Lion King and Cat In The Hat with Mike Myers. I hate sports, a little, and I met Ryan Beatty today, and he is damn fine...and he smells good. ANYWAYS I have dark brown hair that is almost black. It's naturally wavy, but I straighten it, my hairdo is called 'shab' and it's the hair cut that Diana Agron has. I am exactly five feet tall, I have size five feet in womens, my jean size is a size zero, but a size one in other stores. I love to read and write. I think the people at Barnes n Nobles know me by now. I love Fovever 21, and I have an obsession with Spongebob Squarepants quotes. The last thing I ate was Cold Stone vanilla/chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. The last arguement I had was with my sister about leaving her room because I was bored. I do an awesome impression of the old lady from the Spongebob episode where they're trying to sell chocolate. I'm a really bad dancer, but I dance a lot anyways cuz it's fun. I am in the SOCSA progam at school, it's this art program. I am in their theater department while Brookie is in their vocal department. I'm a pretty good actress if I do say so myself. I don't really audition much, because I get really nervous, but I'm coming out of my shell a bit. I've had a lot of boyfriends, mostly because I'm a huge flirt, but I'm not slutty because I've never even gone past a peck on the lips and holding hands. I don't have a type in guys, and I'm an awkward person, but I love talking to people. I've never come up with my own joke, I get all my jokes off the internet because I'm just that cool. None of my friends except for my other writer friend, that's how we became friends, has read my writing. I hate when people bully others, and when people walk really slowly in front of me. I feel really bad when hobo's ask for money and I can't give them any cuz I'm broke. I love Dane Cook and Jenna Marbles.

So that's basically all you really need to know about me. :D
June 3rd, 2012 at 07:23am