My Life, My Music, Don't Fn Dis It!

Hello! I have found something new to rant about! Woop-dee-doo!

Just like last time, There Is alot of vulgar language in this! I feel like I should add: Viewer descretion is advised!

But all of that aside,

Like, What the fuck?

But seriously this time,

What.
The.
FUCK?

It seems like everytime I turn around, someone is dissin' my music!

I'm starting to remember all of the times now!

First, it was near the beginning of this school year, and my teacher started randomly singing a Led Zeppelin song, and he sang it like shit to. So he asks the class: "Who knows that song?" and I'm the only one who puts their hand up.

He's just like, under his breath,

"Well that song sucks,"

I'm like, "Wha?"

Then this other time. We were in science class and we had to watch this video for static electricity. And the guy gets this long haired wig, and says in the most insulting voice I've ever heard,

"Let me put my, 'Super Rocker Wig' on!"

Fuck you, fucking wannabe jackass!

And another time, my sis was watching one of her stupid little tv shows, and they discover the principal is in a heavy metal band. Her wig falls off to reveal her bald head with a bunch of awesome tattoos on it, and she yells,

"I'm secretly in a heavy metal band! Don't judge me!"

So as she's running away, a bunch of people are saying,

"Eww, like, heavy metal sucks!"

"Yeah, Like totally!"

Fuck off, dicks!

Then most recently, actually, about a couple of hours ago, my mum was watching one of those murder mystery shows, I think it was a really old episode of law and order (I seriously don't fucking know) but anyway,

The guy was reading some comic book with people getting killed in it, and he's like,

"This stuff makes heavy metal look like Alice and Wonderland! How can people listen to that stuff anyway, with their long hair and headbanging..."

Well, there's more to it than that, fucking dick!

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

Please don't dis other people's music, it hurts their feelings and makes you look like a dick!

Thank you :)
June 16th, 2012 at 04:39am