A month without any internet someone shoot me now please and thank you

So I'm getting dragged off to Teruel and then Navarra and then possibly my dad's stupid village for about an entire month which means no internet connection whatsoever which also means no updates on anything.

I'm leaving to Teruel tomorrow with the stupid scouts and it's all pointless because everyone hates me there anyway and the only nice people are all at least 4 years older than me. I will also be sharing a tiny tent with eight people, five of which are guys. Oh, I'm going to have a great time, I can tell.

And then Navarra with my family which is worse because they'll make me go on stupid hikes and stuff. On the bright side, I'll have absolutely nothing to do for two weeks apart from writing, so you can expect at least an update on every story and a couple of oneshots when I get back.

Anyway.

I'll see you when I get back. Providing I do get back, of course, and don't die from lack of internet in a week's time. Which, you know, is possible and all.

(When did this blog turn into one long rant? Holy shit.)