As the title states, I have way too much time on my hands.
Just kidding.
Anyway, here's the scenario: Loki and Thor and the Avengers are now teenagers, put in school, and at the end of school, Loki and Thor have finally reconciled, and there's karaoke involved...My mind spat out this...
All credit goes to P!nk. DON'T SUE ME!!!
Loki: Made a wrong turn
Thor: Once or twice
Loki: Dug my way out
Thor: Blood and fire
Loki: Bad decisions
Thor: Thats alright
Loki: Welcome to my silly life
Thor: Mistreated, this place misunderstood
Loki: Miss knowing its all good
Thor: It didn't slow you down
Loki: Mistaking, always second guessing
Thor: Underestimatin
Loki: Look, I'm still around
Thor: Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel, like you're less than, fcking perfect, pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel, like you're nothing, you're fcking perfect, to me…
You're so mean, when you talk, about yourself, you were wrong, change the voices, in your head, make them like you instead!
Loki: So complicated
Thor: Look how we all make it
Loki: Filled with so much hatred
Thor: Such a tired game
Loki: Its enough
Thor: I've done all I can think of, chased down all my demons, I've seen you do the same…Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel, like your less than, fcking perfect, pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel, like you're nothing, you're fcking perfect, to me.
The whole world's scared
Loki: So I swallow the fear, the only thing I should be drinking is an ice cold beer
Thor: So cool in line
Loki: And we try, try, try
Thor: But we try too hard
Loki: And its a waste of my time Done looking for the critics, cause they're everywhere, they don't like my jeans, they don't get my hair
Thor: Exchange ourselves and we do it all the time
Loki: Why do we do that? Why do I do that? Why do I do that.
Thor: Yeah, ohhh, oh pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel, like your less than, fcking perfect, pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel, like you're nothing, you're fcking perfect to me….yeah, you're perfect, you're perfect, pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel, like you're nothing, you're fcking perfect, to me..
There ya go. Norse gods as teenagers singing a song together ensuring their mutual love and trust.
Yep. Thats my mind for ya. And appreciate it, because it took me thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis long to type it all out.
Live long and find slash,
-Raroman
So, If Loki and Thor Were In High School With The Avengers..
September 10th, 2012 at 11:42pm