Ladies and gents.

Life is full of jokes.
Of course, you have to have a certain brand of humor. You have to read between the lines, and still be able to keep it all in perspective if you ever intend to make it to the punchline.
Sometimes life only tries to be funny. It sets up this great scenerio, full of potential, and wham.
A disappointing knock-knock joke that will make you want to scream. Hilarious.

I'm not going to humor you with my life story. Just bits and pieces that you won't entirely understand.
If you have advice, cool. I'll take what I can get. If you need advice, google it. I have no idea what I'm doing.

Today I realized how unstable everything is. Feelings and emotions. Love. A sense of security can be lost with one sentence. But maybe impulses are better than security.

I won't live like this once I'm gone. No slammed doors or tension thick enough to choke me.
I am sick to death of tension.

I want a house by the sea, filled with random antiques and art work. If I have kids, I want them to draw on the walls.

If I have a husband, he'll be a damn gentleman.