Is there a way to delete comments? Gurrh, I hate when my computer wants to be a big, mean thwacker, and embarrass me by making 19 copies of a comment I gave. On another note, I don't know why, but now I want to incoporate a few oxymorons in one of my stories. It's just something so totally badass about them. I dunno, it's something very amusing about contradicting yourself, you know? Anyone agree?
So, the other day I saw this hot dude, er, chick. Um, man-lady? Anyway, the reason I was so skeptical was because I wasn't sure if they were male or female. I went through a pan-sexual phase, now I'm quite sure I'm over it.
I just would like to know how to tell a cute guy...
Yessum.
apart from a girl who appears to be a cute guy...
Gosh...
See? She's freaking sexy! It was really hard for me to tell and I know this is a girl! *exasperated*
This friggin' woman literally made my heart stutter. Like, my heart skipped a beat in my chest! Now it's uneven. Oh, Milou van Groesen, why must your beauty make me weep?
Dangit!
So, you see ladies(I doubt there's many dudes around, but oh, well) and gents: How am I to know if the guy is really a guy if some women are just as tall, lanky, and flat-chested? Not all guy's have very noticeable Adam's apples, so I rule that out.
Whoa is me. Eliza Cummings, you're boobs are all out there, and I still say you'd make a fine man. I seek help in figuring out this stuff! Cool?
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