Jess ;_;

Hellooooooooooooooo.

Ugh, my Mibba is so dead at the moment, it's killing my soul. Why is no one updating?! I know I haven't been, but I have serious procrastination issues, that no one else is allowed to use as an excuse. I spent most of today listening to The Blackout and dancing, which was...fun.

Oh, and I spoke to Jess on the phone :') I really miss her ;_; she misses all you guys too, and her internet connection in general. But she DID assure me that her room she's staying in isn't like a prison cell and more of a youth hostel, which I was happy about. Sadly though, she doesn't have any internet and isn't allowed any electrical items other than her phone D:

She burped down the phone to me and it was really hot, then I blew my nose back at her and she got off to it. It was a thrilling conversation. No, she mainly spent it MOCKING my accent. It is not that weird, and I do not sound posh, god damn it. Why does everyone say that? Just because she, in her own words, sounds like she should be on benefits, doesn't mean I'm posh D:

I really, really, really miss her though. Life on the internet isn't the same without Jess making fun of me, it just isn't right. And I promised that I'd drive there and break her out with all you guys :/// Hope you're up for that, you may become a criminal for life, but it'd be worth it for Jess...right?

In less Jess-related news, I think I've mentally scarred my dog for life. I was serenading him to Lostprophets, uhm I think it was...Start Something, maybe, I can't remember. But yeah, and he just kept looking away, like "stop staring at me" then I stood up and started moshing on my own to bmth and screaming in his face. Yes, my dog hates me.

OH, AND AND AND AND AND JESS' ACCENT IS GREAT :') I wish I sounded like her ;_; I sound like the fucking Queen or something in comparison.

JESS, COME HOME TO MIBBA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON D: