I've Got A Big Head And Little Arms...

I'm just not so sure how well this plan was thought out..
That quote, if you didn't know, is from Meet The Robinsons.

Just kidding I have long arms. Well, long enough...Long, and buff...*grabs mirror and stares dreamily at self* Yeah, another untrue thing. I'm getting muscles, but I need to flex them for them to be visible. Just a line of definition, but I still feel awesome about ma musckles.

So yeah. Back to my head...
Yeah I'm a weirdo...
Anyway, I've been cricking (tipping head to the side and hearing a crunch) my neck a lot recently..

And about halfway through typing this, I figured it out. Its not because I have a big head, its because of the cold. My neck is probably less loose (I mean this in the least grody way possible, I'm looking at you, HP fans) because there's less heat.

Well then. Now onto why my legs are sore...Lets see, oh maybe it was squatting and doing that weird exercise with the heavy ball yesterday...Oh, and doing that crab position while lifting weights...And reverse pullups...And stepping up..
Okay its all clear now.

D'y'all think I'd make a good detective?

Isn't that weird? Spellcheck doesn't like pullups, but its fine with "d'y'all". I guess it is a real contraction, I never knew that..It does make sense, it just looks weird because it has two apostrophes...

Apostrophe's a funny word, isn't it? I knew this guy in a nature center, he was chubby and had black hair. He would do this thing where he'd dramatically yell "APOSTROPHE!" It was so funny.

I didn't know what "apostrophe" meant back then.

Isn't it strange? We remember vague things from years before, and they always seem to be comical.

Well, thats just me.

People hate generalizations, but its very human. People just do that. Of course, stupid people make stupid generalizations, but what kind of generalizations do smart people make?

Ones from statistics?

What do humans qualify as smart or stupid, anyway?

I could go on for days. Well, bye.