Spinach Flavored Lollipops

Yeah, remember this video? Well this is exactly how I'm feeling. Except no, I have no balloon that was popped with a cigar. Not even close. I had an encounter with a spinach lollipop.

A legitimate spinach flavored lollipop.

Who the hell was the 'genius' that came up with something so evil? I practically threw up after it hit my tongue. And you know, green lollipops are usually lime or apple. Either of those would be perfectly fine, but SPINACH? Are you serious about this?

This better be some sick joke.

And now I am making it my personal mission to find this prankster who got this product cleared through the company, and I'm going to tie him to a chair. The chair will be in my (nonexistent) basement, and for a week, he will have nothing to eat or drink but spinach flavored lollipops and water. Then, once he apologizes, I'm going to punch him, then let him go. And he better stop production of those devious lollipops.

That lollipop was just that terrible, and I needed to get to 200 words. Blame the violence on Mibba.