Belated Trend Sheep

I know this was yesterday, but I feel like contributing to the trend.

Turn ons:
~ a sense of humor (a FUNNY one)
~ good fashion sense
~ good hair (includes natural and gel-induced, preferably in spikes or swooped)
~ dark brown eyes
~ cute smile
~ long body (tall guys)
~ visible abs
~ fitted jeans
~ guys who respect their parents (yes sir, yes ma'am)
~ athleticism
~ a good singing voice, musical talent
~ southern accents (NOT hick), australian accents, british accents, IRISH ACCENTS
~ intelligence (woo me with your knowledge)
~ extroverts
~ (sometimes) introverts
~ confidence (don't confuse this with arrogance)
~ fedoras (basically any kind of hat, but specifically this kind)
~ swanky walks (not too exaggerated swagger)
~ surfer necklaces
~ long eyelashes
~ tans

Turn offs:
~ insecurity
~ clinginess
~ moodiness
~ the need for approval/acceptance
~ Sketchers
~ baggy t-shirts
~ B.O.
~ arrogance, cockiness
~ betas
~ suck-ups (don't compliment me a million times. I hate it.)
~ tone deaf-ness (minor)
~ fat (sorry, being honest)
~ rebellious, I-don't-give-a-flying-crap attitudes
~ emo hair
~ any kind of bodily piercing
~ heavy eyeliner (light is actually kind of cute)
~ tryhards
~ long hair (any longer than an inch past the ear is gross)
~ feminine characteristics (limp wrists, bouncing walks, hair flips)
~ gamer addicts
~ fear of girls (seriously, man up)
~ zits
~ pale complexions

I guess I'm pretty picky, but whatever. Not interested in anything other than flirting right now. And admiring from afar. ;)