Nightmare Before Boobmas

My dash on tumblr is excruciatingly slow, I avoid Facebook at all costs, and I don't really have a reason to come here. A reason as far as writing, that is.

So, I thought I would venture onto Mibba and strike up a conversation. Oh, and tell you about an interesting customer I had in my line today.

I was checking this woman out, bagging her groceries, and all that, when I noticed one of her tattoos. It looked like a cute portrait of Jack and Sally in a heart and I liked it so I told her so.

She replies, "Oh, thanks! Usually, people don't see it because I'm always wearing jeans. I bet you don't even know what it is."

Dumbfounded, I asked, "Is it not Jack and Sally?" The woman starts laughing and says, "It's Jack fingering Sally on a stripper pole while groping her boob."

I just stood there like