I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE EMERGENCY ROOM!!! ( no seriously, it's true, read)

okay, so we're sitting there in science class today just doing our normal science class things, and i start talking to my friend zach. well, he scooted his chair next to mine and so i scooted over to make room for him. my chair got caught underneath the lab table and flipped over. zach tried to catch me, but, his reflexes suck. so i fell backwards and slammed my head on the table. i stood up and felt fine, but then it felt like a sledgehammer hit me all of a sudden. i burst into tears in front of everybody and passed out in the hallway on my way to the nurses office. i then was escorted to the nurse where i laid for FREAKIN EVER, waiting for my mother to come get me. i don't have brain damage or a crack in my skull. all i have to show for all my trouble is a gigantic knot on my head and a futhermucking awful headache. now thanx to zach's sucky reflexes, i am refuse to sleep for fear i will die in my bed at the age of fourteen. lol.