Teletubbies

I was randomly watching the Teletubbies this morning when I noticed one huge flaw with the show. Everything goes too damn slow! Crap, man, it takes a whole 15 minutes for the aliens to eat breakfast and another 10 for them to go outside. I don't even want go to the part when they say "Goodbye."

What does that show teach kids anyway? To take your time dancing around in a pink tutu like Tinky-Winky? It's boring!