Chalyson

Okay, so, I have a friend named Alyson.

Now, two months ago she got a crush on a guy named Chad. She told her sister about this little crush, and told her best friend Heaven. Heaven told Aly's obnoxious friend Shannon.
Shannon and Heaven found Chad in the hallway and screamed, "CHAD, ALY LIKES CHU!!!"

It gets worse.

Aly's other friend, Leanna, posted a status that said, "Chad + Alyson = Chayson. CHALYSON OTP 5EVA" Since then, Aly's name has become Chalyson. Shannon, Heaven, and all of Aly's friends bother Chad in the hallway shouting things like "CHALYSON FIV EVER" "TALK TO ALY!!" and other stuff.

I mean, I would bother him too if I lived near them and went to their school because this is hilarious but alas, I live in New York. Anywhore, this goes on to this very day. I am a huge Chalyson shipper.

Bored as f.