I used to be shy with strange people on the internet but come on talk to me

I'm not good with rejection but you know...If any of you wanna talk to me, like ever, on or off of Mibba...Hit me up.

Phone
Skype
Facebook
Email
Smoke signals
Carrier Pigeons
Ouija boards
Sweet nothings whispered into ears after long hours of screwing Well okay maybe that's overstepping it.

But other than that, I'm totally game.

Unless I don't like you, in which case I'm not game but here's a hamster


I do actually know people, believe it or not, I just don't strike up conversations with them because of the whole fear of rejection thing.

But I happen to enjoy thinking of long walks on the beach and hitting on anything and everything that moves, despite being straight and extremely picky.

But yeah my social life has pretty much come down to this.