I need a co-writer and stuff

So I wanted to write a slash,hey,don't knock it until you read one >.>
anyways,I was thinking a kellic,I mean naxjnbsubxikwb they're cute ok...any other pairings shoot me with em as long as they aren't one direction or shit like that,just no thanks xD

so....that out of the way,I'd need a co-writer to help me get it started and all,I'm addicted to smut,like that's all I wrote for 2 years straight was smut oneshots and crap,so you'll have to as well become used to smut if you want to write with me as there will be lots and lots and lots and looooots of smut in my stories,lovey doveyness too,those too just,if you resist smut and lovey dovey combined,I hate you xD