I CRACKED THE TV

I JUST CRACKED THE SCREEN OF MY GIANT TELEVISION

MY MOTHER LOVES THAT TELEVISION MORE THAN SHE LOVES ME

SHE'S PROUD OF THAT TELEVISION

THE TELEVISION IS THE GOLDEN CHILD OF THE FAMILY AND I JUST PUT A GODDAMNED CRACK IN IT. IT'S LIKE FIVE INCHES LONG. (THE CRACK, NOT MY IMAGINARY PENIS.)

I DON'T WANT TO DIE

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WHEN MY MOTHER GETS HOME SHE'S GOING TO PUT A FIVE INCH CRACK IN ME AND I AM ALREADY REGRETTING TYPING THAT BUT THERE'S NO GOING BACK NOW. YOLO IS MY MOTTO APPARENTLY BECAUSE I JUST CRACKED THE DAMN TV

I WAS JUST PLAYING ASSASSINS CREED AND I COULDN'T KILL STUPID ROBERT AND I WAS ONLY ON MY FOURTH TRY BUT IT WAS JUST SO BLEEDING AGGRAVATING SO NATURALLY I HURLED THE XBOX REMOTE* AT THE GROUND AND NATURALLY IT BOUNCED UP AND MURDERED MY TELEVISION

ohgod the end is nigh

THIS JOURNAL HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER F*CK

do you even still have to censor journals because i honestly can't remember but i don't want to get in trouble but then again i'm going to be dead in a few hours anyway so what's the point why not live it up while i can fuck

*I threw the remote at the ground, not the entire xbox, i am not the hulk nor am I a complete mad woman