The Manliest Man (I Have Witnessed Him)

I have this teacher now for the second semester who might just be the manliest man ever. Within the first class, this fact had already bees established.

It only took 45 minutes to go down the whole checklist.

Drinks beer? Tons.
Built himself a man cave? Yes.
Football, FOOTBALL!!Of course.
Tattoos? "I'd get this tattooed on me, but I dont have enough room left for it."
Little daughter? Stories told time and time again.
Planning to kill the guy who wants to be her boyfriend? You know it.
Former frat boy? Oh yes he is.
Uses 'Dude' in every sentence? Its a given.

So yes, this is THE MANLIEST MAN. I'd be pretty shocked if he knew what perfume was, or had even the slightest clue to what a tampon was....
February 6th, 2013 at 03:19am