Can someone please explain Twitter? PLEASE

Yes, I'm very aware that Twitter's been the biggest thing for a while but I just barely got one so I can stalk One Direction, The Biebs, and Ed Sheeran because I'm creepy. Anywhoo, I don't know what the hell I'm doing. I managed to tweet about pizza being my valentine and looked over at the two boxes sitting beside me thinking, 'I only had three slices.'

How does it work? Like what the heck do you do with a twitter? Is it like a Facebook update or something? I really feel stupid trying to figure this thing out on my own. Why are people following me already if I just put a tweet up? I just don't get it and it makes me feel socially retarded.

I feel like celebrities are going to judge me for having a twitter. If they judge me, I just don't know what I could do about that. It's just so weird. Ugh. Help me figure this website out pahleeese.

My twitter flitter
February 15th, 2013 at 03:21am