Sassy boy.
Anyway, that's not the point of this entry. The point is, that all of his sass made me dream of him in the three hours that I actually did sleep today. I was having his baby like after all the labor and what not the doctor was stitching me up or whatevs 'cause I had a C-section and I was like, "he doc, I know she didn't come out of there but since you're already down there, will you stitch something else up *wink*."
Then like my dream cut to Louis like Keeping up with the Kardashians does and he's just laughing so it cuts to me like that and I was just like, "I didn't want to do kegels."
So, not only had I had sex with Louis Tomlinson but I got pregnant and had his baby AND got a television show. I was a cool kid ;)