Why March Sucks Bull Testicles

The first reason this March sucks is the face that I have so much work to do. This is the last week before break and i just don't want to do anything. But I have a calculus test Friday, I have to turn in my thesis statement for my research paper tomorrow, I have a presentation due Thursday, and I have to fricken memorize the first 10 lines of the Canterbury Tales in middle english by Friday. On top of all that, I have a whole butt fricken load of scholarships that I need to finish by the end of March because they are due early April.

Then after this stressful-ass week, I can't even hang out with my boyfriend. His friends are coming down from Ohio and they are going to be there ALL WEEKEND and I just want to rip my hair out. Like forreal.

Then next week I have to go to school Monday. Only Monday? Why, you may ask? Why the f*ck are you going to school for one day only to be off for the rest of March? BECAUSE WE HAD A SNOW DAY LAST WEEK AND THEY DECIDED TO USE SPRING BREAK AS OUR SNOW MAKEUP DAYS WHICH IS POINTLESS BECAUSE EVERYONE IS GOING TO SKIP MONDAY WHAT.

Then I have surgery to get my wisdom teeth taken out next Wednesday. And it will be my first ever surgery. I am so freaking nervous because I am not good with pain or needles and they have to stick an IV in me. :( Then a couple days after my surgery, my boyfriend is going to Florida for a week. And he won't even call me while he's down there which kinda pisses me off.

I just want to sleep through the rest of this month. I am so f*cking done.

I am on the edge, people, and it is not the edge of glory.

on the bright side, which I can hardly see because I'm pessimistic, after March, I only have 60 days left till graduation.

Then I move to college August 25. IT NEEDS TO GET HERE FASTER EVERYONE HERE IS DRIVING ME INSANE I'M TIRED OF ALL THIS BULLHONKEY I'M DONE GOD HELP ME.