Have You Seen My Emo Unicorn? I've lost him.

I would like to announce that we have a slightly dangerous unicorn on the loose. Please approach him with caution, and perhaps some skittles he likes them

Have you seen my emo unicorn.
His name is Sparkles, he has black fur and a red tail. He has red eyes, and spiky hooves. He likes to eat chavs, and poops rainbows, he is also a trained pilot for Santa.

If you see him, please return him to my back garden where he belongs, while its okay him eating the odd Chav here and there, I don't to end up in a court case with him again.

WAaning: He does bite, especially if you're a chav.

Sixx Killer Xxx