The Embarrasment of My Presentation

I had to do this presentation at school about my name and how I got it. Also I had to talk about my initials and if there was any signifigance.

Let me tell you how embarrasing this was:
1.I commented that I got my name because for one it was biblical and then someone commented that I was gay. This was rather embarrassing.
2. My middle name came from the bible also making this Douche bag comment about my sexuality once more

Now for the horrible embarrassment.
I had to give my intials. My initials are sadly STD. I had the whole class laughing and making jokes. I also have a twin who's initials are the same. Sadly he didn't give this presentation also. My teacher reluctantly gave me bonus points for going through hell and I ended up with a 98 A. Let me make a statement though. Pay Attention To Intials when you name your kids. Because sadly my parents didn't and they didn't figure it out until they named us both. Worst experience ever.
Heed my warning Please.

Embarrassed,
Sam