I poured a bowl of cereal only to find out I don't have any milk

I'm so poor.

And I had already poured the bowl of cereal and it was coco pebbles, and you and I know damn well that you can't get that back in the box. I probably could have just saved it until I could go get more milk, but I didn't.

I put water in it.

That was nasty.

Don't do that.

Have you had a first kiss yet? Was it OK?

I was thinking about mine. It was awful. Ughhhh. Like his tongue was everywhere and my face smelled like spit, and without having ever kissed anyone else I just knew that he was bad. There was no way that was my fault.

And he wore a fedora on our date.

I don't care what you say, or how you defend it - at no point in time, for any situation, of any kind - there is never a justified time to where a fedora. No. Just say no.

I should be writing.

You should go read The Heir and leave me a comment.

Okay.

harper out.