In which I rant...

About the fact that I am a biological female with all of the anatomically correct lady parts and I can stand up and pee and ACTUALLY HIT THE WATER more often and with more accuracy than three anatomically correct young males.

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I honestly just don't even.

My brothers are 18, 16, and 12. And they still cannot aim and pee properly.

I swear, every time I go into our bathroom upstairs (The downstairs one is technically my parents', whilst the four of us share the upstairs one.), I either step in pee that is puddled on the floor, or sit in what's on the seat if I'm in a hurry and don't think to check it first.

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Like, really? Really, right now?

If they were younger than they are, I'd be a lot more understanding.

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But this is so unnecessary and disgusting and the only reason why I even came back here was to move the rest of my stuff out, not to get your urine all over me.

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THANK YOU GOOD DAY.
April 10th, 2013 at 06:47am