Am I supposed to see my future in the stars?

I was looking around facebook earlier today and found a horoscope thingy that summed up how you are as a person this year, probably fake but I don't care all that much anyways. So I was thinking about posting it and commenting, because I find it funny that some of the things that are typical for my sign is just weird... Anyways, here it goes!

- SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
So it kind of starts here. I wasn't so sure what Promiscuous meant, so I google-translated it. And I did not like the result. And it does not (at least not the word I then understood kind of was slutisch?) fit in a description of me. At all. According to me.

- Spontaneous.
I can be this if I really feel like it, but that's not often. I'm mostly afraid that my actions will have bad consequences.

- High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found.
Well, of course I'm not the person to actually define myself here but... If I were to do so I can agree that I quite remarkable and that when people actually give me a change, they tend to like me. I'm not like everyone else but I'm good at disappearing into a crowd.

- Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give.
Never been in a relationship but I can imagine myself liking it. I don't like when things change to quickly or to often. I also get quite passionate when it comes to people I think I love.

- A loner most of the time.
I'm on this site because I have no friends. (A lot of pun intended) I have some friends but since they don't live in the same city as me I don't get to see them as often as I would like too. If you ask me then I would say that i have trouble getting to know new people. If you ask other people, they wouldn't agree with me.

- Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever.
If I'm mad, yes you need to stay away. I don't like to take crap, but often I'm to lazy to do anything about it. Sometimes I just don't care. I do get offended easily, but it almost always turns out to be a misunderstanding.

- Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness.
True that! I have trouble saying the words; I love you. I don't feel like they are that special, since everyone uses them almost every day.

- Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person.
I easily panic (in my own little way) but I don't like to show it...

- Defends loved ones with all their abilities.
I'm a coward and not so sure if I'm all that good in a fight. But I do try if they are being attacked in any way.

- Can be childish often.
YES! You guys (who ever that actually reads this) would not understand. I'm like a two year old with a brand new toy sometimes! :D

- Not one to mess with.
Not that intimidating.

- Very pretty.
Nope.

- Very romantic.
I don't know. * Shrugs*

- Nice to everyone they meet.
I do try....

- Their Love is one of a kind.
Hahahaha xD

- Silly, fun and sweet.
Yes, maybe and I don't know xD

- Have own unique appeal.
Ehhhhmmmm...

- Most caring person you will ever meet!
I do mean it when I say I care. But I guess it seems like I don’t care because details, like if you dyed you hair slightly darker or hung that painting a little bit higher, just slips by me. I don’t understand the fuss, but I do want you to know when I change stuff… Damn…

- Amazing in bed!
Ehm… I don’t know… You tell me ;)

- Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.
This may or may not be the case. In the case of ME, then I have never made a person cry because they were messing with me.. I mean I’m too nice for that..

Okay, so I know I did agree with a ton of the stuff but I just don't think the definitions fit me perfectly...
April 29th, 2013 at 10:49pm